Sex education ’should begin at four’
Friday, July 11th, 2008This apparently is the opinion of several ‘leading sexual health charities’. This can’t go wrong at all.
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Europe to decide the fate of the interwebs
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008Just the other day the awesome parliament of USA2 the European Union voted on what could be the fate of european internet freedom. The main problem would be that the new agreement allows governments to disconnect users from the internet permanently after three suspected cases of internet piracy. It doesn’t need Demosthenes to see […]
Newsflash: Eating a Lot will make you Fat!
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008This just in, an epic scientific study shows that the most prevalent cause of all the enormous people around us is not our boring sedentary lifestyle, but is in fact our gluttonous craving (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2074518/Obesity-epidemic-%27not-caused-by-idleness%27.html). This is in contrast to what has generally assumed to be the case; a mix of being a sloth and stuffing […]
Amazing Austrian Persistence
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008Unless you have been living under a rock for the past month, you have probably heard of the Austrian Incest Case ™. Apparently some dude sexually abused his daughter for TWENTY FOUR YEARS, giving birth to SEVEN CHILDREN and not a single soul suspected a thing. Of course I could go on for pages on […]
A Prosperous 2008 to (almost) Everyone!
Monday, December 31st, 2007In the second of the holiday season’s greetings; may ye all have a happy 2008. Unless you don’t deserve it ofcourse. You know who you are.
Merry Christmas
Monday, December 24th, 2007Vicious & Evil wishes you a merry christmas and may none of your loved ones perish in the oncoming blizzard!
Roy Pearson loses his job and the World is one step closer to Redemption
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Quite a while ago, a certain judge somewhere in the USA decided that it would be cool to make a whole lot of money off the backs of the common people by participating in America’s #2 past-time; filing trivial lawsuits. You may recall that this judge did indeed file such a lawsuit. He demanded […]
Missing Girl found after a year.
Thursday, June 7th, 2007Police find a 15-year old girl (Danielle Cramer) that has been missing for nearly a year now. She was found in the home of a 41-year old man and his family, locked in a room under the stairs. I know what you all think; paedophile rape alert. However, there appears to be more than […]
Another Gangrape goes virtually unpunished!
Saturday, April 28th, 2007Somewhere in the Netherlands seven (!) minors were acquitted from raping a 13-year old girl together. The judge did not deem it proven that the sex was against the girls will. Five boys are still persecuted for having sex with a minor. Note: I cannot site a digital source because I got this from […]
Earth 5.0
Thursday, April 26th, 2007Scientific breakthrough! Society celebrates in all its glory! The ancient mystery has finally been solved! We are not alone in the universe! Wait, what? Oh, that’s right. Another Earth-like planet has been found. Aliens run amok. Yes? What is it now? What? No aliens? Fine. Extraterrestrial life! Goddamnit what is it? No proof of […]
