In a world where people believe in gemstone therapy, dowsing, ghosts and homeopathy of all things it is only natural that people look into the miracle of extraordinary supernatural senses. For many an office drone seeing, smelling, feeling, hearing and tasting just isn’t enough. Oh no, these people want to be special. And thus they practice and practice and practice until they have deluded themselves in believing their own supernatural hocus-pocus. Vicious goes undercover in a sixth-sense-society and comes back with the six most extraordinary (useless) supersenses.
- The ability to talk to trees.
Or to be more precise, the ability to hear trees. It is in fact impossible (well… Very impractical, don’t ask) to communicate back.
Originally found in an older hippy woman selling soy powder. Remarkably, this skill is apparently quite a nuisance. Imagine the most boring person you know besides yourself, add the fact that this person has been rooted to the same spot for sometimes over a century and that he/she never needs any sleep to just shut the fuck up. - The ability to sense the whether any public restroom in a 1-mile radius is currently available.
Not being completely useless, young John Harlson enjoys his unique gift and it has made him quite a few friends in the local clubbing scene. Ironically, the most used aspect of his extraordinary ability is the side effect to determine whether a restroom is truly ‘public’ or not. - The ability to ‘smell’ magenta.
Young Virginia Harper is the only person alive known to be able to ‘smell’ the colour magenta. It is about as exciting as it sounds. Also, crimson makes her sneeze. - The ability to hear a needle drop a mile away.
Unfortunately, Michael Lamper went insane living next to a Chinese sweatshop hand sowing complex patterns in tourist trinkets before his condition was professionally diagnosed. - The ability to ‘see’ people’s skulls through their heads with a rather intense blue aura.
Imagine the sheer terror former lightweight boxing champion Lisa Thomspon went through after she received this unique gift waking up from her coma. Poor girl never fully recovered. Neither did the first doctor she saw after waking up. - The ability to instantly recognize ‘modern art’
Jason Steele is often used by Anarchist groups to seek and destroy modern artpieces. Still at large, currently the CIA’s 1942th most wanted criminal.
There you have it folks, an extract from paranormal’s finest stock. Enjoy, and don’t forget to leave a comment about the special skills you posses!
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