One of the advantages of managing a website is the awesome statistics they produce. A lot of it is trivial nonsense like ‘9% of the visitors use Netscape’ but some of the pages are quite interesting. I am of course referring to the page that displays the amount of visitors, unique visitors, pageviews, donations ($0) and more tangible; the search terms. That’s right internet-browsers worldwide; we have access to the very words you conjured up on your screen that leads to our site! We also get fancy bars representing used space and data transfer available for the month. But now without further ado; last month(s) keyphrases that define this site.

• jack churchill – Fair enough, he was a cool guy and I hope the searcher found what he was looking for, so far so good. There are more variants used in keyphrases, and all combined he strikes the top as our #1 search term!
• kilonazi - I know where this came from as well, yet god forbid me why?
• The science of evil in philosophy - First one of the month that confuses me. Apparently, someone out there is looking for scientific research regarding ‘evil’ philosophy. Or perhaps this person is looking for evil science as speculated about in philosophy. Who knows? Only a single demented idiot on the planet.
• missionaries live earth - I too tried preaching to a bunch of hippies once. I swore a bloodoath never to speak of that day again.
• teradactyl dinosaur porn - Gotcha! Too bad this thing doesn’t track IPs.

• formicophilia - This word means ‘being aroused by insects covering one’s genitals’. More surprisingly, this one is actually quite popular and appears a startling amount of times in clever iterations as ‘fromicophilia site’ and ‘formicophilia formicophilia formicophilia’.
• ladder theory nonsense or bullshit - Yes it is! Glad to have one beacon of light in this dark ocean.
• roy pearson lost his job - So he did. Specially for him, I secretly hope hell exists.
• teen cocksuckers - Normally I wouldn’t post this, were it not that this one pops up every month. I’m not sure why anyone would click a ‘Vicious&Evil’ link when desperately horny, except if rape porn is expected (’rape porn’ alone is a guaranteed hit by the way).
• november september - I too often forget the names of the months.
• reality comedy 2007 god blog - That’s right, we speak the Word of God on this Site. Praise be to the Father, hail to the Vicous!
• teen philosophy blogs - Fuck you and the slime you oozed from.

A little cheat, this one is from november.

• asian losing virginity - I’m not sure where this came from, it appears to be a strange hybrid of the Virginia shooting and someone’s virignity, although I do not remember ever using that word (virginity) before.

Now you may think that I took only the deviant search terms for this little endeavour. If that is your train of thought, you are unfortunately sadly mistaken. These are more or less the only phrases used.

On a similar note, Jack Churchill is now officially the Vicious & Evil Guardian Saint ™.




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