Ever since the great sage Einstein shared his visions with the world the great foundation of physicists know that nearly everything in the universe is relative. Thanks to Einstein we now know that even the concepts we hold as absolute truth such as time, speed and even length are in fact all relative. What kind of impact did this have on the world? Absolutely none whatsoever. However, note that I carefully sneaked in the world nearly there, as in nearly everything is relative. Especially for you, dear internet browser, I have researched the constants that exist in the universe that are applicable for everyday use!
c. The speed of light, exactly 299,792,458 meters per second is very important for everyday life. Thanks to this, we know that our cars may not pass (roughly) 299,792 km/s. Speeders will be prosecuted and charged on accounts of attempted omnicide after being given the Nobel price for Absolutely Awesome Things.
The grass is always greener on the other side. An old proverb, yet absolutely true. Why? Because people are inherently jealous beings that always want what their neighbours have. James next door got a new car? I want a new car! John was in a freaky accident involving a lawnmower and a cow and he lost both his legs and his left arm? Sucks to be him. Lucky for him he’s still a success with the ladies. Damn I wish I was John…
Me. I am Vicious. I am very constant. Yep. Constant indeeeeeed. In fact, I’m so constant I was the first thing created by God. Even before space, time and the angels. That’s right. I am so constant, scientists gave me my own constant letter; [v]
Routers will absolutely never do anything right on the first try. Routers will absolutely never do anything right on the first try. Proof? Remember clearly when you were trying to install [your] router. Did it work? Fuck no, those things have a mind of their own. Recently my router went down and everyone in the house except me (always have a back-up plan) was without internet for a week. Restarting didn’t work. But the goddamn thing fixed himself after resetting it for the third time. I kind of lost where I was going with this router thingy, but trust me, I am right.
Racism and discrimination in general. Yeah sorry people, it’s not gonna go away. Ever. Also, you’re a racist pig.
A short list today, as I am very bored and writing this did not help as much as I hoped. With that in mind, add laziness to there somewhere, I can’t be bothered.
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