Police find a 15-year old girl (Danielle Cramer) that has been missing for nearly a year now. She was found in the home of a 41-year old man and his family, locked in a room under the stairs. I know what you all think; paedophile rape alert. However, there appears to be more than meets the eye in this particular case. Join me in my crusade for truth.

The setting is all too simple; teenage girl found locked in a small room by the police searching the house. But there is a twist! According to some guy called Georgetti which I presume is the man (Gault is his name by the way) lawyer the girl “was hiding from the police and hiding from being returned to her mother”. You see, the Danielle apparently filed a complaint (about her parents?) at the police department but “nobody did anything”. On the other hand, police describe Gault’s house as “it was definitely not very healthy.”, referring to the living conditions suitable for a teenage girl. Another thing to keep in the back of your skull; this 14 (at the time) year old girl apparently had a history of drug abuse and running away from home.

I have been so kind as to make a list of some of the possibilities possible given the information in the CNN-article;

• Danielle was abused by her parents,� she ran away and found a safe haven with Gault.
• Above, but this time Gault manipulates Danielle and they wind up in a sexual relationship.
• The dinosaurs were not killed by a meteor but by a virus.
• Danielle was indeed kidnapped, but brainwashed to the point of believing she was being rescued from her parents.
• Gault was her dealer, this year of sexual fun was payment.
• Danielle is in fact, the Antichrist, as proven by her 666 birthmark on her left upper leg. Gault rescued her from her parents, who were about to slay her with an ancient dagger able to kill the Antichrist somehow. Little did Gault know, keeping her in his house slowly corrupted the mansion and it’s inhabitants. Danielle was about to cocoon and morph into the final Antichrist form (some kind of conservative, middle-aged politician) when the police came in and interrupted the diabolical ritual.
• A meteor in fact, did kill the dinosaurs.

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