I despise World of Warcraft. If you are unknown with this game, I shall elaborate; to spend hour upon hour upon day upon day upon star life-cycle of pressing the same button upon button upon magic spell until Satan himself crawls from his hell-hole to cull your lazy soul because you forgot to feed while farming gold for you epic mount or “Hat of teh Cool + eln(2)”.
You see, World of Warcraft is what the ‘gaming industry’ (collection of cocksuckers) have dubbed a MMORPG, or massive multiplayer online role-playing game. This means that you can play online with eight million friends and foes in a fantasic world filled with all sorts of wonders. If only it were so.
I dare say anyone with a World of Warcraft (or WoW in retard-slang) character over level 59 (I believe the maximum level is either 60 or 70 these days) lacks a soul and should no longer be considered human. First of all, the game is utterly boring and repetitive. 99% of all missions consist of ‘fetch X, bring to Y’ or ‘collect n amount of X and bring to Y’ or even a simple ‘get to the other side of the goddamn globe in order to speak with Z’. Sounds boring yet? Have no fear, there is more; all combat in the game is the same, namely *click* *click* *click* (repeat x infinity). The only thing that changes in respect to combat during the game is the pretty icons you are going to click!
How do I know all these things? Because I tried it. I liked Warcraft 3 and Starcraft, both products of the company responsible for World of Warcraft; Blizzard. So I figured an MMORPG version of the game could actually be quite fun! Oh sweet ignorance, was I ever mistaken. I played up and until level 10, which took me roughly two days, before the greatest fault in game mechanics showed up; other players. Even if the game were to fix it’s repetitive malfunctions and give me free money for wanking around nothing can lift the wicked curse that is other online players. There is nothing more annoying than being forced to play (read; continually click) with UP TO 39 other players whom you do not know, do not like and wish a short life and long painful death.
I believe I have sufficiently summarised World of Warcraft to you. If you are not yet within the serpents grasp, please stay out of the grasp; if you are one of the many millions of subscribed drones, please choke in your own vomit.
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