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Devious and deadly are the words that come to mind when thinking of envy and wrath. Of all possible sins, they do perhaps the most and worst damage of them all. Just thinking of all the hatred and murder and rape and domestic abuse and rape and murder in the world is enough to fill even me with wrath. And there is nothing more annoying than listening to someone bitching about someone else’s stuff.
Envy
is the ultimate mind-killer. After you have reached the state of self-hating that initiates enviousness you have officially hit rock-bottom. The worst part is that you honestly believe that your jealousy is within the realm of reason. Well tough luck, you just suck! Do you honestly believe that your roommate’s hot girlfriend should really have the hots for you? You probably do, and that is where you’re wrong, because you’re just a horrible obese World of Warcraft addicted social retard and you deserve nothing. You think you deserved that promotion at work instead of your douchebag co-worker? Wrong again, because while you were too busy looking up anime porn on the great internet your colleague actually got some work done. Finally, and more general; do you really believe you deserve a better life? The answer is you don’t. Life simply is not fair, and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar. If there is anything you don’t like about yourself, instead of being an ass about it just go out and take change it. Similar, if there is something you like but lack, go out and [take] it, or, if that is illegal, work towards it in a constructive manner, but just stop drowning yourself in self-pity. Nobody cares.
Conclusion; drop all these misfits on an abandoned island, final survivor gets a million dollars.
Wrath
Wrath is hilarious. I actually had difficulty finding some good examples (outside the murders, rapes, assaults and the like) until our good friends the Muslims helped remind me how horribly easy it is to insult people. Especially people that take themselves too seriously. Just try to imagine that sentences such as ‘The Prophet Muhammed was an immoral pedophile who did nothing but murder innocents’ and ‘The pope is obviously a child molester’ or ‘Women aren’t smart enough to vote’ actually make some people angry. Regardless of context, connotation or possible humour. Personally, I can not grasp the leaps of logic these idiots make; ‘This blasted heretic insulted our long-dead prophet in a humorous way, clearly he deserves to die the most horrible death imaginable and we’ll kill his family and rape his sister just to be sure’. Don’t believe me? Recall all the bullshit about the Danish cartoons picturing Muhammed with a bomb. You know what I do when something insults me? I look away.
Conclusion; shower them with flowers and paper hearts to convey the message of love. Also give them chocolate, poisoned chocolate that is.
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